January 2010
Music
Sewing is happening in my room right now which means a playlist is going on as well. So the next few posts are going to be allllll songs. Most likely. I’m re-living my days as a kid by listening to Disney songs. They are pretty damn motivational when you think about it. Like Hakuna Matata. Or I Can Go The Distance. Or I’ll Make A Man Out of You. Great songs, and they make me feel like...
“Righto, Dildo!”
– Alexa
Dog Names
When I get another dog one day I think I want to name him Frankie, for Frank Sinatra, or Jazzy…..or Dr. Phil.
Sleeptalking man →
The new "rofl" is....
Alexa: lmaorofl!!!!!!!tolf
Me: tolf?
Alexa: idk
Me: too old like farts?
Alexa: hahahah yes!
Me: yaaay!
Alexa: we shall use it all the time!
Me: indeed
I got bored..
At work today, so here is a message I sent to Alexa.
“oh. my. god. i am really bored at work. i have about an hour left to go. urrrrrghhhhhhh. just wanted to let you know. :) kinda hungry too. but i’m getting over being sick. so thats good. lol. someone just called. so i answered. i think i might narrate everything thats happening right now. to pass some time. kinda thirsty, so...
Missions
Kelsey: =] =) ;] ;) :) :] =D :D XD x] =[ =( :[ :( ;( ;[ =Q =O :o :O :Q
Me: i see, yes. i understand completely. mission will be fulfilled in 4.5 hours.
Kelsey: Excellent. Beware on the trip tho. Evil penguins might be in the way.
Me: i am warned. precautions will be made at the correct time. the "package" will be safe.
Kelsey: Good. and remember private, when you get there it is the blue button, and the System has changed from Bunny to Polka Dot.
Me: Changes have been taken into consideration. Delivery on time. Waiting for new instructions. Mission success.
Kelsey: Well done, private. Operation Leprachaun begins. You know what you must do. Remember though, the new destination is in the hands of Queen Mistletoe. Be ready for combat.
Me: Thank you, sir. Operation Leprachaun start time in 2.5 minutes. Disengaging sprinkle missiles and marching forward to new destination. Rendezvous with Queen Mistletoe will then commence. Wands at the ready.
Kelsey: Excellent. Beware of Queen Mistletoe's guard. The butterfly has the skills of a Zimbaboo Ninja and a Streaking Assassin. And do not forget when crossing the Pencil Ocean that Penchil Sharpeners are in it waiting to each you. Good luck, private.
Me: Not to worry, sir I have dealt with Codename Butterfly before. While he may have the skills of a Zimbaboo Ninja, I have the skill of a thousand killer whales and the stealth of Where's Waldo. Pencil Sharpeners will be disposed of by pencil shaving jams and then detonated by the Underwater Sea Creature Cannon. Operation Leprachaun commence. Approaching new destination.
Kelsey: I commemorate you, private. At destination Beta if you find yoursef in trouble Colonel Fishsticks may be of some help. He resides in the Aromous Gutters of Beta and knows much of Queen Mistletoe's minions. And while you feel safe from Butterfly do not overestimate him. He has learned new skills from the previous confrontation. Good luck.
“She thinks she’s….a special snowflake. Yeah, a special snowflake.”
– Bianca
so here we go
so i got a tumblr. i don’t know why, really. it’s a friday night and i’m really bored. so maybe i will actually pay attention to this blog this time around. cross your fingers, but don’t hold your breath.
